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Futurama - Season 1
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Episode 1:
re41.dr4m4.one.one.part1.rar
re41.dr4m4.one.one.part2.rar
Episode 2:
re41.dr4m4.one.two.part1.rar
re41.dr4m4.one.two.part2.rar
Episode 3:
re41.dr4m4.one.three.part1.rar
re41.dr4m4.one.three.part2.rar
Episode 4:
re41.dr4m4.one.four.part1.rar
re41.dr4m4.one.four.part2.rar
Episode 5:
re41.dr4m4.one.five.part1.rar
re41.dr4m4.one.five.part2.rar
Episode 6:
re41.dr4m4.one.six.part1.rar
re41.dr4m4.one.six.part2.rar
Episode 7:
re41.dr4m4.one.seven.part1.rar
re41.dr4m4.one.seven.part2.rar
Episode 8:
re41.dr4m4.one.eight.part1.rar
re41.dr4m4.one.eight.part2.rar
Episode 9:
re41.dr4m4.one.nine.part1.rar
re41.dr4m4.one.nine.part2.rar
Futurama - Season 2
S02E01
Futurama.S02E01.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E01.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E02
Futurama.S02E02.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E02.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E03
Futurama.S02E03.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E03.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E04
Futurama.S02E04.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E04.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E05
Futurama.S02E05.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E05.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E06
Futurama.S02E06.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E06.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E07
Futurama.S02E07.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E07.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E08
Futurama.S02E08.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E08.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E09
Futurama.S02E09.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E09.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E10
Futurama.S02E10.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E10.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E11
Futurama.S02E11.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E11.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E12
Futurama.S02E12.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E12.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E13
Futurama.S02E13.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E13.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E14
Futurama.S02E14.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E14.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E15
Futurama.S02E15.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E15.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E16
Futurama.S02E16.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E16.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E17
Futurama.S02E17.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E17.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E18
Futurama.S02E18.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E18.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
S02E19
Futurama.S02E19.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S02E19.DVDRip.AC3.DivX-AMC_M1.part2.rar
Futurama - Season 3
S03E01
Futurama.S03E01.The.Honking.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E01.The.Honking.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E02
Futurama.S03E02.War.is.the.H-Word.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E02.War.is.the.H-Word.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E03
Futurama.S03E03.The.Cryonic.Woman.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E03.The.Cryonic.Woman.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E04
Futurama.S03E04.Parasites.Lost.DVDRip.Xvid-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E04.Parasites.Lost.DVDRip.Xvid-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E05
Futurama.S03E05.Amazon.Women.in.the.Mood.DVDRip.Xvid-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E05.Amazon.Women.in.the.Mood.DVDRip.Xvid-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E06
Futurama.S03E06.Bendless.Love.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E06.Bendless.Love.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E07
Futurama.S03E07.The.Day.the.earth.stood.stupid.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E07.The.Day.the.earth.stood.stupid.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E08
Futurama.S03E08.Thats.Lobstertainment.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E08.Thats.Lobstertainment.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E09
Futurama.S03E09.Birdbot.of.Ice-Catraz.dDVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E09.Birdbot.of.Ice-Catraz.dDVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E10
Futurama.S03E10.Luck.of.the.Fryish.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E10.Luck.of.the.Fryish.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E11
Futurama.S03E11.The.Cyber.House.Rules.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E11.The.Cyber.House.Rules.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E12
Futurama.S03E12.Insane.in.the.Mainframe.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E12.Insane.in.the.Mainframe.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E13
Futurama.S03E13.Bendin.in.the.Wind.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E13.Bendin.in.the.Wind.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E14
Futurama.S03E14.Time.keeps.on.slipping.DVDRip.-XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E14.Time.keeps.on.slipping.DVDRip.-XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S03E15
Futurama.S03E15.I.dated.a.Robot.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S03E15.I.dated.a.Robot.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
Futurama - Season 4
S04E01
Futurama.S04E01.Roswell.that.ends.well.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S04E01.Roswell.that.ends.well.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S04E02
Futurama.S04E02.A.tale.of.two.Santas.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S04E02.A.tale.of.two.Santas.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S04E03
Futurama.S04E03.Anthology.of.Interest.2.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S04E03.Anthology.of.Interest.2.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S04E04
Futurama.S04E04.Love.and.Rocket.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S04E04.Love.and.Rocket.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S04E05
Futurama.S04E05.Leelas.Homeworld.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S04E05.Leelas.Homeworld.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S04E06
Futurama.S04E06.Where.the.Buggalo.Roam.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S04E06.Where.the.Buggalo.Roam.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S04E07
Futurama.S04E07.A.Pharaoh.to.Remember.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S04E07.A.Pharaoh.to.Remember.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S04E08
Futurama.S04E08.Godfellas.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S04E08.Godfellas.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S04E09
Futurama.S04E09.Futurestock.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S04E09.Futurestock.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S04E10
Futurama.S04E10.A.Leela.of.her.own.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S04E10.A.Leela.of.her.own.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S04E11
Futurama.S04E11.30.Percent.Iron.Chef.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S04E11.30.Percent.Iron.Chef.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
S04E12
Futurama.S04E12.Where.no.fan.has.gone.before.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S04E12.Where.no.fan.has.gone.before.DVDRip.XviD-FOV_M1.part2.rar
Futurama - Season 5
S05E01
Futurama.S05E01.Crimes.of.the.hot.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E01.Crimes.of.the.hot.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E02
Futurama.S05E02.Jurassic.Park.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E02.Jurassic.Park.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E03
Futurama.S05E03.The.Route.of.all.Evil.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E03.The.Route.of.all.Evil.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E04
Futurama.S05E04.A.taste.of.Freedom.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E04.A.taste.of.Freedom.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E05
Futurama.S05E05.Kif.gets.knocked.up.a.Notch.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E05.Kif.gets.knocked.up.a.Notch.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E06
Futurama.S05E06.Less.than.a.Hero.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E06.Less.than.a.Hero.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E07
Futurama.S05E07.Teenage.Mutant.Leelas.Hurdles.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E07.Teenage.Mutant.Leelas.Hurdles.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E08
Futurama.S05E08.The.why.of.Fry.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E08.The.why.of.Fry.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E09
Futurama.S05E09.The.Sting.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E09.The.Sting.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E10
Futurama.S05E10.The.Farnsworth.Paradox.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E10.The.Farnsworth.Paradox.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E11
Futurama.S05E11.Three.Hundred.Big.Boys.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E11.Three.Hundred.Big.Boys.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E12
Futurama.S05E12.Spanish.Fry.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E12.Spanish.Fry.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E13
Futurama.S05E13.Bend.Her.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E13.Bend.Her.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E14
Futurama.S05E14.Obsoletely.Fabulous.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E14.Obsoletely.Fabulous.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E15
Futurama.S05E15.Bender.should.not.be.allowed.on.TV.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E15.Bender.should.not.be.allowed.on.TV.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
S05E16
Futurama.S05E16.The.Devils.Hhands.are.idle.Playthings.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part1.rar
Futurama.S05E16.The.Devils.Hhands.are.idle.Playthings.DVDRip.XviD-FoV_M1.part2.rar
List of all these episodes:
Pilot. Space Pilot 3000
First aired: 3/28/1999
Writer: Matt Groening, David X. Cohen
Director: Rich Moore, Gregg Vanzo
Guest star: Tress MacNeille (Suicide Booth), Kath Soucie (Michelle/Kid at Pizzaria) , Dick Clark (Himself), Leonard Nimoy (Himself)
Global rating: 9.3
Fry, a 20th-century New-York pizza delivery boy receives a prank call and is frozen in a capsule and wakes up in year 2999. He meets an alien named Leela that wants to assign his permanent career... delivery boy. Fry refuses, so he escapes. He then meets Bender, a robot who likes to drink and has suicidal tendencies. Together, they start running away from Leela, arriving to the ruins of old New York. Leela finds them, but instead of inserting the permanent chip on Fry, she removes her own. All three go to Prof. Hubert Farnsworth's house, Fry's only living relative, becoming his new space crew.
2. Episode Two: The Series Has Landed
First aired: 4/4/1999
Writer: Ken Keeler
Director: Peter Avanzino
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.9
After joining Planet Express, Fry, Bender, Farnsworth's assistant Amy and Captain Leela must deliver their first package... to the moon. Fry imagines himself walking on the moon, but he finds out that there is an amusement park on the moon - Luna Park. While lowering the package, Amy drops the ship keys inside it. Fry is the only one who wants to walk on the real moon, so he goes with Leela to a educational trip, yet he interferes the road and they are now marooned on the moon with almost no oxygen. Amy and Bender discover the key that fell inside a crane game machine. Bender is thrown out of the park after putting his hand inside the machine. Fry and Leela arrive at a farm in the middle of the moon where they have to work for oxygen. After Bender sleeps with one of the robo-daughters of the farmer, he starts chasing Fry, Leela and Bender, but right in time, Amy appears to save them.
3. I, Roommate
First aired: 4/6/1999
Writer: Eric Horsted
Director: Bret Haaland
Guest star:
Global rating: 9.2
Everyone is sick of Fry living at Planet Express, so he is forced to move out to become Bender's roommate. The only catch is that Bender's apartment is too small for the two. After some searching they find a great apartment. A problem arises when Bender's antenna interferes with the TV reception as they try to watch "All My Circuits." Bender decides to cut off his antenna so that he can live with Fry again. However he doesn't feel right without it, so he decides to leave and go back to his old apartment where he feels lonely. Leela tries to convince Fry to go back to the "small" apartment.
4. Love's Labors Lost In Space
First aired: 4/13/1999
Writer: Brian Kelley
Director: Brian Sheesley
Guest star: David X. Cohen ("Vergon 6" Voice (Uncredited))
Global rating: 9.0
On a mission intended to save endangered animals on a collapsing planet, Leela and the crew run into legendary starship captain Zapp Brannigan. A self-proclaimed ladies man, Zapp sees Leela as a potential new conquest. When the captain refuses to aid the animal rescue, Leela and her crew try to leave Zapp's starship, the Nimbus, but Zapp throws Fry and Bender in jail, and summons Leela to his "Lovenasium." They ultimately escape and arrive on the doomed planet, where Leela finally finds love; with a cute, and very useful, creature named Nibbler.
5. Fear Of A Bot Planet
First aired: 4/20/1999
Writer: Evan Gore, Heather Lombard
Director: Peter Avanzino, Carlos Baeza, Ashley Lenz, Chris Suave
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Ultility Player), Tom Kenny (Robot, Judge)
Global rating: 8.8
At Madison Cube Garden watching a blernsball game, Bender complains about the poor treatment of robots. They're only there to clean up, polish the balls or water the fields. They never get any respect. Later, Bender must deliver a package to a planet inhabited by murderous robots that kill humans on sight. He discovers a robotopia - a land where the robot is king! However, when Leela and Fry are captured, Bender must choose between protecting his celebrity status or saving his friends.
6. A Fishful Of Dollars
First aired: 4/27/1999
Writer: Patric M. Verrone
Director: Ron Hughart, Gregg Vanzo
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Pamela Anderson (Voice of Herself)
Global rating: 9.0
A thousand years is a long time to save up money, and Fry's savings account has been racking up interest. When Fry discovers just how much money he has, over 4 billion dollars, he goes a little overboard. After completely redecorating the apartment, splurging on expensive spa days and treating his friends to innumerable luxuries, Fry discovers the ultimate expense; anchovies. This rare delicacy as been extinct for years, and Fry must battle the evil conglomerate known as Mom, plus Pamela Anderson's head in a jar, to get them!
7. My Three Suns
First aired: 5/4/1999
Writer: J. Stewart Burns
Director: Jeffrey Lynch, Kevin O'Brien
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.8
The crew visits an arid planet in the Galaxy of Terror distinctive for it's three suns and liquid alien inhabitants. Fry, after delivering a package under the scorching heat, quenches his thirst with a bottle of cool blue liquid. Fry soon finds out he drank the planet's royal leader and is named the new emperor. Fry abuses his newfound power, even appointing Bender second in command, until the aliens retaliate and the real battle for power begins.
8. A Big Piece Of Garbage
First aired: 5/11/1999
Writer: Lewis Morton
Director: Susie Dietter
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Ultility Player) , Ron Popeil (Voice of Himself), Nancy Cartwright (Bart Simpson Doll (Uncredited))
Global rating: 8.8
A big piece of garbage that was released a thousand years ago is now on the way to Earth to destroy it. After Fry, Leela and Bender fail on placing a bomb on it, the city has to build another big piece of garbage, yet that may be a problem since trash doesn't exist in year 3000.
9. Hell Is Other Robots
First aired: 5/18/1999
Writer: Eric Kaplan
Director: Rich Moore
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Ultility Player) , The Beastie Boys - Do not use (Themselves), Dan Castellaneta (Robot Devil)
Global rating: 9.2
During a Beastie Boys concert, Bender runs into a high school buddy, Fender. Fender invites him to a party, which turns out to be robots getting high off of electricity, or "jacking on". After one try, Bender is hooked. On a trip back from Sicily 8, the crew runs into an electrical disturbance. Bender sabotages the ship and it flies right into the field, allowing Bender to get stoned and Fry and Leela nearly get killed. Realizing what he has become, he decides to join Robotolgy, a robot religion. It soon becomes apparent the crew prefers the old Bender. To get him back to normal, they fake a delivery to Atlantic City and begin tempting Bender. Eventually, Bender gives in, and is kidnapped that night at a hotel. He wakes up with Beelzebot, the robot devil. He's in Robot Hell. The next morning, Fry and Leela use Nibbler to track Bender down to a carnival. They find the entrance to hell in a broken down ride. A trap door opens beneath them, sending them down a slide. Beelzebot gives Bender several ironic punishments in an up-tempo musical number. Fry and Leela eventually catch up and Beelzebot says if he is bested in a fiddle contest, they win Benders soul. They lose, but manage to escape anyway.
10. A Flight To Remember
First aired: 9/26/1999
Writer: Eric Horsted
Director: Peter Avanzino
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Ultility Player) , Dawnn Lewis (LaBarbara), Ted Lange (Robot Bartender iZak)
Global rating: 8.9
In a whole "Titanic" parody, Fry and the entire gang take a space cruise vacation. Leela tells Captain Zapp Brannigan that Fry is her boyfriend and Amy tells the same thing to her parents. Bender falls in love with a rich female robot. Problems start when the spaceship approaches a black hole.
11. Mars University
First aired: 10/3/1999
Writer: J. Stewart Burns
Director: Bret Haaland
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.8
Fry, Leela, Bender and Farnsworth have to go to Mars University where Fry has to share a room with a talking monkey, Farnsworth's latest invention. The monkey becomes a real headache when he starts beating Fry in all areas. Meanwhile, Bender is hanging out with nerd robots.
12. When Aliens Attack
First aired: 11/7/1999
Writer: Ken Keeler
Director: Brian Sheesley
Guest star:
Global rating: 9.0
While delivering a pizza to a TV station back in 1999, Fry knocks FOX off the air while showing the season finale of "Single Female Lawyer". This upsets the aliens of Omicron Persei 8, a planet that is 1000 light years away and is just receiving the broadcast in the year 3000. Meanwhile, it's Labor Day and the crew decides to go to Monument beach. Everything seems well, until the Omicronians arrive on Earth and start destroying the monuments. Volunteers are called under the orders of Zapp Brannigan to battle the aliens, but fail in destroying the mothership. Lrr threatens to destroy the Earth unless he sees McNeal. President McNeal is delivered to him, but Lrr says that is the wrong McNeal and takes out a picture of Jenny McNeal. Luckily, Fry recognizes her from the TV show and the crew has to improvise and act out the series finale.
13. Fry & The Slurm Factory
First aired: 11/14/1999
Writer: Lewis Morton
Director: Ron Hughart
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Billy West (Glermo), Pamela Anderson (Dixie)
Global rating: 8.8
Fry becomes addicted to Slurm, the ultimate drink in the year 3000. When a contest appears on TV saying that the person who finds the golden cap in one of the cans will win a tour of the Slurm factory, Fry uses the professor's F-Ray gun that sees through anything to find it. When he wins, he and the gang go on the tour, but Fry falls into the Slurm river followed by Leela and Bender. After being sucked down a drain, they arrive at the real factory where they discover Slurm actually comes from the behind of a giant queen slug. When they try to escape, they are saved by Slurms McKenzie, the party slug and Slurm mascot.
14. I Second That Emotion
First aired: 11/21/1999
Writer: Patric M. Verrone
Director: Mark Ervin
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.8
It's Nibbler 5th birthday and Bender is jealous. When he decides to build a giant cake so everyone will prefer him, Nibbler eats it before anyone can see it. Angry, he flushes Nibbler down the toilet. Leela says that all she wants is Bender feels how she feels. Fansworth puts an empathy chip on his head and he feels everything Leela feels. Feeling sad and guilty, he flushes himself, piece by piece, down the toilet to rescue Nibbler, later followed by Fry and Leela. Down the sewers, they find a mutant city which has been troubled by a monster called El Chupanebre.
15. Brannigan Begin Again
First aired: 11/28/1999
Writer: Lewis Morton
Director: Jeffrey Lynch
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.9
After being thrown out of the service for destroying a space meeting, Zapp Brannigan starts working for Planet Express. When the crew has to deliver pillows in a planet with super-high gravity, Zapp convinces Fry and Bender to ploy against Leela so he becomes the new captain. When Zapp finds himself not knowing what to do, Leela takes control again, and forgives Fry and Bender.
16. A Head In The Polls
First aired: 12/12/1999
Writer: J. Stewart Burns
Director: Bret Haaland
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Claudia Schiffer (Herself)
Global rating: 8.9
When a mine disaster traps the only supply of Titanium and 1000 robots, Bender becomes highly profitable, so he decides to sell his entire body. He later discovers that life as a simple head is boring, so he wants his body back. Elections take place, with John Jackson, Jack Johnson and Richard Nixon's head as candidates, but Nixon is using Bender's body.
17. Xmas Story
First aired: 12/19/1999
Writer: David X. Cohen
Director: Peter Avanzino
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , John Goodman (Evil Santa Claus Robot), Conan O'Brien (Himself)
Global rating: 9.0
It's Christmas (Xmas actually) and Fry realizes how different it is from what he can remember. Santa Claus is now a robot who punishes the naughty people… and he considers everyone to be naughty.
18. Why Must I Be A Crustacean in Love
First aired: 2/6/2000
Writer: Eric Kaplan
Director: Brian Sheesley
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.6
Leela and Amy drag Fry to the gym, and Zoidberg feeling extra energized, joins them. Zoidberg soon starts acting weird and getting violent. After being examined by Farnsworth, he tells the crew that it must be mating season on Zoidberg's planet. While taking him home for mating, Zoidberg informs Fry that there is no such thing as love for his species. Once there, Zoidberg is unsuccessful in finding a mate, and is even rejected by a female he used to know, Edna. Fry decides to help Zoidberg by teaching him how to romance a girl. It seems to be working, and Zoidberg starts feeling these weird emotions for Edna. Unfortunately, once Edna finds out it was Fry behind this, she falls in love with him! In a jealous rage, Zoidberg challenges Fry to Claw Plach, a fight to the death! During the fight, Zoidberg cuts Fry's arm off. The fight is stopped when the mating Frenzy has begun. Edna went off to mate with the emperor of the planet. Zoidberg is upset that he missed the frenzy, but at least he's alive because their species dies after mating.
19. Put Your Head On My Shoulder
First aired: 2/13/2000
Writer: Ken Keeler
Director: Chris Louden
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.6
When Fry and Amy decide they have a lot in common and begin an office romance just before Valentine's Day, Bender is inspired to start his own dating service, which many apply to, including Leela. Fry just decides to break up with Amy when he is injured in a car crash, and his body is so badly damaged that his head is temporarily transferred to Amy's body. Amy manages to find another date for Valentine's Day, so Fry applies to Bender's service. The dates Bender arranged are a disaster, and Fry gets worried when Amy's date hints that they should go back 'for coffee', but Leela rescues Fry from humiliation by distracting Amy's date and keeping him talking about his job all night. The next day, Dr Zoidberg transfers Fry's head back to his own body, and he thanks both Amy and Leela for their help.
20. Lesser of Two Evils
First aired: 2/20/2000
Writer: Eric Horsted
Director: Chris Suave
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Bob Barker (Himself)
Global rating: 8.9
Fry, Leela, and Bender go to "Past-O-rama", a place made to look like the 20th century. While there, Fry runs over Flexo, a robot that looks exactly like Bender, except for his goatee. Soon Bender and Flexo become real good friends and Fry gets jealous. The Professor hires Flexo as extra security when the crew is asked to deliver a valuable Gumbonium atom on a tiara to the Miss Universe Contest. Fry suspects Flexo of wanting to steal the tiara, and sure enough, the tiara ends up missing. Fry tries to track Flexo down at the competition which is being hosted by Bob Barker. After a fight between Bender and Flexo, it's revealed that Bender had stolen the tiara all along. Bob Barker mistakes Flexo for Bender and has him arrested for the crime.
21. Raging Bender
First aired: 2/27/2000
Writer: Lewis Morton
Director: Ron Hughart
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player), Tom Kenny (Abner Doubledeal) , Rich Little (Himself), Mr. Moviefone (Himself)
Global rating: 8.8
While at the movies Bender accidentally knocks out a champion of the Ultimate Robot Fighting League. He then enters the world of pro-wrestling discovering that the competition is rigged and the most popular robot always wins. Benders career soars until he is asked to lose his next fight to a up and coming robot.
22. A Bicyclops Built For Two
First aired: 3/19/2000
Writer: Eric Kaplan
Director: Susie Dietter
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.7
Fry experiences the Internet of the future for the first time. While playing a video game, Leela sees a male cyclops, but Fry blast him before Leela finds out anything. Fortunately, the male cyclops - Alkazar - wrote down Leela's screen name and e-mailed her coordinates to his home planet. Once she gets there, Alkazar tells her that he is the last surviving male cyclops and that she seems to be the last surviving female. Alkazar isn't exactly what Leela hoped for when she finds out he's a rude, demanding slob, but still she decides to marry him.
23. How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
First aired: 4/2/2000
Writer: Bill Odenkirk
Director: Mark Ervin
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player), Dawnn Lewis (LaBarbara Conrad) , Nora Dunn (Morgan Proctor)
Global rating: 8.9
Just before an inspection by Morgan Proctor from the Central Bureaucracy, Hermes' office is trashed and, fearing he will be demoted, he threatens to commit suicide. When he is talked out of it, he is sent on paid vacation, to what he believes is a health spa but what turns out to be a forced labor camp. Meanwhile, Morgan Proctor stands in for Hermes as the Planet Express bureaucrat, and when she finds out that Fry is a slob becomes madly attracted to him. They try to keep their relationship secret, but when Bender catches them together he threatens to tell the others, and so Morgan downloads his 'brain' onto a disk and sends it for filing to the Central Bureaucracy. Fry, Leela, Amy and the Professor head down there to get it back, but are unable to find it and are confronted by Morgan. Just then, Hermes and his wife turn up, having improved the efficiency of the forced labor camp so their work is no longer needed there. Hermes locates Bender's disk and exposes Morgan as an inefficient bureaucrat. Impressed, the Professor rehires him.
24. A Clone Of My Own
First aired: 4/9/2000
Writer: Patric M. Verrone
Director: Rich Moore
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player)
Global rating: 8.7
It's Farnsworth's 150th birthday, and a party is being held for him at Mars University. However the party makes him realize there is so much he has to do, and so little time to do it.
Back home, he reveals his clone, Cubert Farnsworth, who looks and acts like an obnoxious 12 year old brat. The crew soon takes a dislike to Cubert. Farnsworth is crushed when Cubert tells him he doesn't want to be a scientist because Farnsworth's inventions never worked.
Farnsworth decides to end it all, so he calls the Near Death Star. Anyone over 160 goes there for the rest of their lives, never to return, and it turns out Farnsworth has been lying about his age to avoid going there - he's really 160. When the crew find out, they, along with a reluctant Cubert, go off to rescue him...
25. The Deep South
First aired: 4/16/2000
Writer: J. Stewart Burns
Director: Bret Haaland
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Donovan (Himself), Parker Posey (Umbrial)
Global rating: 8.9
A day off from work, the crew aboard the Planet Express Spaceship goes fishing. When Bender fashions a gigantic hook catching a gigantic fish, the spaceship gets dragged underwater and sinks to the bottom. Unfortunately, the ship cannot operate underwater and the professor must modify the engines for them to re-surface. When Bender, Zoidberg, and Fry go out looking for food, Fry spots a mermaid. He tries to tell the others, but they claim he must have "ocean madness". Fry goes out again by him self later and once again meets Umbriel. They start talking and things start getting romantic between them. When the crew notice Fry is gone, they all go out and look for him. While doing so, they discover the long lost city of Atlanta which is inhabited as mer-people. Once the crew finds Fry they are ready to leave, but Fry decides to stay behind. He quickly changes his mind after he encounters a problem in bed with Umbriel.
26. Bender Gets Made (a.k.a. Bendfellas)
First aired: 4/30/2000
Writer: Eric Horsted
Director: Peter Avanzino
Guest star: Tom Kenny (Joey Mousepad)
Global rating: 8.8
Bender finally has his chance to meet chef Elzar, his hero, as the Planet Express crew are guests in the audience of Elzar's cooking show. Bender makes a fool of himself, and inadvertently causes Leela to become temporarily blind. Elzar offers them a meal in his restaurant to repay Leela for what happened, but then sticks them with a $1200 bill that they cannot pay. To avoid jail, Bender volunteers to work off the debt. But when he meets members of the Robot Mafia, Bender decides that crime pays more, and joins their group. His job? Steal a shipment of Zuban cigars from a delivery ship to show his loyalty... the Planet Express ship. It's one wild ride from there!
27. The Problem With Popplers
First aired: 5/7/2000
Writer: Patric M. Verrone
Director: Chris Suave, Gregg Vanzo
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Phil Hendrie (Himself), Phil Hendrie (Free Waterfall Junior)
Global rating: 8.9
The crew is on their way back from a delivery, two days without any food. The crew stops on a unknown, new planet, and there, Leela ends up finding a pile of worm-like things and starts to eat them. They are delicious, and they bring them back to Earth to sell, dubbing them "popplers." Fishy Joe's offers to buy them from them and soon people everywhere are becoming addicted to them. Later, the Omicronians arrive, saying that these popplers are actually their young on a nursery planet, so they decide to eat the first person to eat an Omicronian, Leela! Zapp Brannigan brings an ape in to replace Leela because the Omicronians have trouble distinguishing between humans. Leela is almost saved, until Free Waterfall Junior jumps on stage, saying the ape is one of "God's Creatures." Jrrr, a poppler, jumps on stage saying that Leela should not be eaten because she was nice to him. Lrrr then eats Free Waterfall and the Omicronians leave.
28. Mother's Day
First aired: 5/14/2000
Writer: Lewis Morton
Director: Brian Sheesley
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Nicole St. John (Electronic Mother's Day Card)
Global rating: 8.7
The Professor is the key to stopping a robot-and-machine revolt against humans, as ordered by robot-creator Mom, who seeks to be declared Supreme Overlord of Earth.
29. Anthology of Interest I
First aired: 5/21/2000
Writer: Eric Rogers, Ken Keeler, David X. Cohen
Director: Chris Louden, Rich Moore
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Tress MacNeille (IBM Deep Blue), Al Gore (Himself), Gary Gygax (Himself), Stephen Hawking (Himself), Nichelle Nichols (Herself)
Global rating: 9.3
Professor Farnsworth creates a What-if machine, a device where a user can ask it a question and it will give a instant play of what will happen. Bender wants to know what life would be like if he were 500 feet tall, Leela wants to know what life would be like if she were more impulsive, and Fry wants to know what life would be like if he never came to the year 3000.
30. The Honking
First aired: 11/5/2000
Writer: Ken Keeler
Director: Susie Dietter
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.6
When Bender inherits a spooky castle from his deceased uncle, he finds himself being pursued by a terrifying, driverless car.
31. War Is The H-Word
First aired: 11/26/2000
Writer: Eric Horsted
Director: Ron Hughart
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Todd Susman (PA Announcer)
Global rating: 9.0
Bender and Fry volunteer for military duty to enjoy the benefits of the soldiers' discount. When war breaks out later that same day, Leela too decides to join the all-male ranks, under the guise of Lee Lemon, and creates quite a stir for her leader, Zapp Brannigan.
32. The Cryonic Woman
First aired: 12/3/2000
Writer: J. Stewart Burns
Director: Mark Ervin
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Sarah Silverman (Michelle), Pauly Shore (Himself)
Global rating: 8.6
When Fry and Bender decide to take the Planet Express ship out for a joy ride and end up damaging the building, they get themselves and Leela fired. Leela decides to get her old job back at the Cryogenics lab, but accidentally switches her old career chip with Fry's. She ends up working as a pizza delivery girl while Fry and Bender have new jobs as cryogenics counselors. Fry and Bender are enjoying their new jobs when Fry unfreezes his old girlfriend Michelle from a thousand years ago. It turns out Michelle's life went downhill after Fry left and she froze herself to get a new start. Fry and Michelle seem to be back together, but everything in the future freaks her out. She talks Fry into freezing themselves again another thousand years. When they wake up they find themselves in an apocalyptic wasteland run by kids with guns. After arguing with Michelle, Fry decides to leave her. Fry goes wandering off and finds what seems to be Mann's Chinese Theater. He soon finds Leela and Bender and they tell him that's he's not in the year 4000 at all, but rather in Los Angeles.
33. Parasites Lost
First aired: 1/21/2001
Writer: Eric Kaplan
Director: Peter Avanzino
Guest star:
Global rating: 9.4
When Fry eats an egg-salad sandwich from a vending machine at a gas station, he begins to have strange side-effects -- he becomes stronger and smarter. Professor Farnsworth makes a diagnosis and concludes that Fry had ingested "intelligent worms" that have set up shop in his body. Because these worms are so smart, the regular means of flushing them out will not work. The Planet Express crew must shrink themselves to microscopic form and enter Fry's body to fight off the intruders. Meanwhile Leela is left to divert Fry's attention, but finds herself more and more attracted to the new man Fry has become. Leela ends up loving Fry, or at least what he has become. In the end Fry makes the worms leave, and Leela leaves him, because he turns back into the old Fry.
34. Amazon Women In The Mood
First aired: 2/4/2001
Writer: Lewis Morton
Director: Brian Sheesley
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Beatrice Arthur (Femputer), Suzie Plakson (Amazonian)
Global rating: 8.9
When Zapp Brannigan crashes a space resturant into Planet Amazonia, the crew discovers the planet in inhabited by a race of giant women who have found that life without the male gender is preferable. These Amazonian women worship a Femcomputer who sentences Fry and the rest of the guys to death. It is up to Bender; a manbot and technically not a man, to intercede on the guys' behalf. Meanwhile Kif professes his love to Amy.
35. Bendless Love
First aired: 2/11/2001
Writer: Eric Horsted
Director: Swinton O. Scott III
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Jan Hooks (Angleyne)
Global rating: 8.6
When a sleep-walking, Bender causes havoc on Planet Express by indiscriminately bending things in the middle of the night. Professor Farnsworth becomes bent out of shape and sends him off to the Bending Factory where his uncontrollable need to bend becomes controlled. There, he is re-united with Flexo and meets Anglelyne, a curvaceous fembot, and sparks begin to fly!
36. The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
First aired: 2/18/2001
Writer: Jeff Westbrook
Director: Mark Ervin
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.9
The Professor informs the crew that their next delivery is no longer necessary because that planet has been destroyed. Meanwhile, Leela enters Nibbler in a pet show and wins dumbest pet. The evil brains responsible for destroying planets have arrived on earth and start making everybody stupid. Nibbler sees this and jumps on his spaceship and takes Leela to his home planet. Nibbler then informs Leela about his race and the evil brains. He tells her that Fry is the only hope because he is immune to the brains effects. Leela then tells Fry he must defeat the main brain. He finds the brain in the library and tricks the brain into thinking he must leave Earth. Nobody but Fry ends up remembering any of what occurred - except for Nibbler.
37. That's Lobstertainment!
First aired: 2/25/2001
Writer: Patric M. Verrone
Director: Bret Haaland
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Hank Azaria (Harold Zoid)
Global rating: 7.7
Dr. Zoidberg tries his luck at comedy, but fails miserably. He decides to ask his long lost Uncle Harold Zoid to help him out. Bender tricks Calculon into financing and staring in Harold film on the premises that he would be guaranteed an Oscar. However the movie is a complete flop and Calculon threatens to kill Harold Zoid if he doesn't somehow win an Oscar.
38. The Birdbot Of Ice-Catraz
First aired: 3/4/2001
Writer: Dan Vebber
Director: James Purdum
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Phil Hendrie (Free Waterfall Senior)
Global rating: 8.8
The Professor decides to ship hazardous cargo to the outer reaches of space, but the course chartered takes the ship through some environmentally sensitive areas-- including the penguin refuge on Pluto. Leela refuses to transport the dangerous cargo, so the professor removes her from command and installs Bender as captain. While Bender is piloting the ship, he allows his attention to drift and accidentally showers the penguins with oily goop. As punishment for his crime, Bender gets 5 hours of community service helping clean up the mess. In order to get out of it, Bender puts on a tuxedo and blends in with the penguins. After getting hit in his head, Bender reboots thinking he's a penguin too. Meanwhile, the oil has got the penguins reproducing like crazy and they must be shot so that they don't' all starve to death later. While shooting into a crow of penguins, Leela shots Bender and gets him back to normal. Bender then tells the penguins to fight back against anything not black and white. The penguins soon turn against him and Leela. While trying to get away, Fry comes to the rescue in the spaceship and the crowd of penguins falls in a killer whale's mouth.
39. The Luck Of The Fryrish
First aired: 3/11/2001
Writer: Ron Weiner
Director: Chris Louden
Guest star: Tom Kenny (Yancy Fry)
Global rating: 9.3
Bad luck sends Fry underground to search for his boyhood good-luck charm, stirring memories of rivalry with his older brother, Yancy.
40. The Cyber House Rules
First aired: 4/1/2001
Writer: Lewis Morton
Director: Susie Dietter
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player), Tom Kenny (Adlai) , Nicole St. John (Sally)
Global rating: 8.7
At an orphanarium reunion, Leela runs into an old classmate, Adelai, that is now a plastic surgeon, and he gives her an operation to give her the appearance of two eyes. Leela revels in her newfound ordinariness and starts dating Adelai. Meanwhile, when Bender finds out that orphans come with a government stipend, he adopts twelve of them. Despite himself, he's a good father, but when he realizes he's losing money on the deal, he decides to get rid of them. Leela and Adelai decide to adopt an orphan of their own, so they go to Bender to take one of his kids off his hands, but they have trouble deciding. Meanwhile, Bender is arrested for child endangerment. Leela finally decides she wants to adopt Bender's strangest looking child, a little girl with a third ear on her forehead. When Adelai says that he'll give the child an operation to make her look normal, Leela points out that the little girl doesn't need one, and then realizes that she didn't need one either. Leela demands her old appearance back and breaks up with the shallow doctor, while Bender donates his orphans to a new orphanarium and bids them a sad farewell.
41. Insane In The Mainframe
First aired: 4/8/2001
Writer: Bill Odenkirk
Director: Peter Avanzino
Guest star:
Global rating: 9.2
Fry and Bender are arrested for bank robbery when they get involved with one of Bender's old robot friends, Roberto, while he's robbing a bank. Fry and Bender are convicted of the crime and sent to an asylum for criminally insane robots. It's a walk in the park for Bender, but Fry is tortured by being treated like a robot. When Fry is finally brain-washed into believing he is a robot, he is deemed "cured" and released. His friends back at Planet Express are horrified when Fry the robot is returned to them. Meanwhile, Roberto is busted robbing the same bank again and ends up in the asylum with Bender. He uses Bender to bust out of the asylum and accompanies his friend back to Planet Express. When the police track them down, Roberto takes the staff of Planet Express hostage. Fry turns into a battle droid and scares the mentally unstable Roberto so badly that he jumps to his death. In the battle, Fry's arm is injured, and when he sees that he bleeds blood he comes to his senses and realizes he's a human.
42. Bendin' in the Wind
First aired: 4/22/2001
Writer: Eric Horsted
Director: Ron Hughart
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Beck (Himself)
Global rating: 8.4
Fry finds an old VW van at a construction site. Bender, while getting ready to put the Whale Oil can open, he gets broken. While at the robot hospital, he finds Beck, and he invites him to sing with. They go on a tour, and Fry, Leela, Amy, and Zoidberg follow the bus in the van. The other broken robots consider him a hero, before there doom being turned into tools. Meanwhile, the other crew is out of money, and are eating out of trash, until Zoidberg coughs up "Genuine Love Beads", and start selling them for money. Bender, while singing, gets a check, and starts moving. After their van falls, he recovers the check and they head home.
43. Time Keeps On Slipping
First aired: 5/6/2001
Writer: Ken Keeler
Director: Chris Louden
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Phil LaMarr (The Harlem Globetrotters), Jeff Cesario (Marv Albert's Head)
Global rating: 9.3
In the 30th Century, the once entertaining Harlem Globetrotters are now feared as they will humiliate any planet in the Universe who dares to play them. Feeling up to the challenge, Professor Farnsworth creates a group of mutant basketball players to go head-to-head with the Globetrotters. Farnsworth's secret winning ingredient is chronitons, time particles found in the Tempus Nebula. However, when the Planet Express crew removes the mutants from harvesting, they tip of the Time/Space Continuum causing forward motion of time to skip ahead. The Professor and the Globetrotters figure that they must move stars around the nebula to have their gravity divert the chronions away. That didn't end up working. Meanwhile, Fry has somehow made Leela want to marry him, but nobody knows why because it was during a time skip. They end up divorcing with Fry still wondering how he did it. Later, the Professor and Globetrotters figure that they must create an implosion at the nebula with one of the professor's Doomsday devices to create a black hole. Once at the nebula, Fry sees what he did. He moved the stars to say "Leela I love you". Unfortunately, the doomsday device went off before Leela saw, and it sucked in all the surrounding stars.
44. I Dated a Robot
First aired: 5/13/2001
Writer: Eric Kaplan
Director: James Purdum
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Lucy Liu (Herself)
Global rating: 8.7
Fry downloads Lucy Liu's image from nappster.com onto a blank robot and falls in love with the computerized image that is programmed to love him back. His friends, who are worried about Fry, try to shut down nappster.com, and discover that the company has actually kidnapped real celebrities. They grab Lucy Liu's preserved head and try to escape, but nappster.com send an army of warrior Lucy Liu-bots after them.
45. Roswell That Ends Well
First aired: 12/9/2001
Writer: J. Stewart Burns
Director: Rich Moore
Guest star:
Global rating: 9.5
During a supernova explosion, Fry uses the Planet Express's microwave oven, and when the two forces collide, they are sent back to 1947. They crash in the desert outside of Roswell, and Dr. Zoidberg and Bender's headless body are imprisoned and taken to a military base, where Fry's grandfather is stationed. The Professor and Leela work on how to return to 3002, while Fry and Bender's head try a rescue at the base and make a contact that might put Fry's own existence at risk.
46. A Tale Of Two Santas
First aired: 12/23/2001
Writer: Bill Odenkirk
Director: Ron Hughart
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Frank Welker (Walter Cronkite's Head), John DiMaggio (Robot Santa), Maurice LaMarche (Robot Devil), Coolio (Kwanzaabot)
Global rating: 8.9
In this Christmas episode, Santa is not as we know him. In the future, Santa is not the bearer of gifts, but an evil robot, intent on bringing terror to the holiday. Unfortunately, the crew has the mission of delivering Santa's mail on Xmas eve. As the people on Earth lie in wait for Santa to arrive, the crew accidentally freezes Santa. This brings the opportunity for Fry to bring his "antiquated" notion of Christmas to the 21st century. To Bender, falls the unenviable task of replacing Santa and discovering the wrath of yuletide cheer, until Santa returns and makes Bender his partner in Xmas crime.
47. Anthology Of Interest 2
First aired: 1/6/2002
Writer: Lewis Morton, David X. Cohen, Jason Gorbett, Scott Kirby
Director: Bret Haaland
Guest star:
Global rating: 9.1
Once again, the crew asks three stories to the What If machine. Bender wonder how would life be if he were human; Fry asks what life would be like if it resembled a video game; and Leela wonders what would happen if she found her true home...
48. Love And Rocket
First aired: 2/10/2002
Writer: Dan Vebber
Director: Brian Sheesley
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Lucy Liu (Herself), Sigourney Weaver (Planet Express Ship)
Global rating: 8.7
Professor Farnsworth secures a lucrative contract with Romanticorp, the company known for making heart shaped candies with sayings on them. With the contract, the Professor is now able to make upgrades, including a new female voice for the Planet Express ship. Bender is so enamored by it, that him and the ship soon become an item. Then, just as quickly, Bender gets sick of her and ends up breaking up with her. The ship goes insane with jealousy and grief and puts the crew's lives in danger.
49. Leela's Homeworld
First aired: 2/17/2002
Writer: Kristin Gore
Director: Mark Ervin
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.8
After Bender dumps toxic waste into the sewers, the mutants become angry and kidnap Bender, Fry and Leela. They suspend the crew over a radioactive lake and threaten to dump them in, altering their human genes and mutating them, but two hooded mutants save them. Leela decides to pursue the mysterious mutants, who seem to have a suspicious fixation with her.
50. Where The Buggalo Roam
First aired: 3/3/2002
Writer: J. Stewart Burns
Director: Pat Shinagawa
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.2
Kif goes to Amy's home on Mars to meet her parents. They immediately dislike him saying he's too much of a wimp. Native Martians rustle away the family buggalo because they feel they got cheated when they traded away their land in exchange for a bead. Trying to prove himself, Kif volunteers to get them back. He does, but loses Amy in the process. The Wong's then hire Zapp Brannigan to bring her back. The bead the Martians received is actually a gigantic diamond. When told of it's worth, the Martians leave Mars to buy a better planet.
51. A Pharaoh To Remember
First aired: 3/10/2002
Writer: Ron Weiner
Director: Mark Ervin
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.7
Fry, Leela, and Bender have to deliver a giant sandstone to Osiris 4, a planet resembling ancient Egypt. Once there they are enslaved to work on pharaoh Hamenthotep's pyramid. After the pharaoh dies, Bender tricks everyone into thinking that he's the next prophesied pharaoh.
52. Godfellas
First aired: 3/17/2002
Writer: Ken Keeler
Director: Susie Dietter
Guest star: Billy West (God)
Global rating: 9.2
When the Planet Express Ship is attacked by space pirates, Bender, sleeping in a torpedo tube, gets launched into space. He speeds through an asteroid field and accidentally accumulates a microscopic civilization on his stomach, who declare him God, and worship him despite his constant inability to provide for their needs.
53. Futurestock
First aired: 3/31/2002
Writer: Aaron Ehasz
Director: Brian Sheesley
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player)
Global rating: 8.8
Fry blindly supports Planet Express's new CEO, a slick talker from Fry's time who emphasizes image as he takes on their biggest rival.
54. A Leela Of Her Own
First aired: 4/7/2002
Writer: Patric M. Verrone
Director: Swinton O. Scott III
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player), Tom Kenny (Abner Doubledeal) , Hank Aaron (Himself), Bob Uecker (Himself), Dawnn Lewis (Jackie Anderson)
Global rating: 7.6
When Leela is signed to the New New York Mets, she is thrilled to be the first female major league blernsball player. Drawing huge crowds at the games, Leela believes she is an inspirational role model to all women. What she doesn't realize is, she has such a following because she is the worst blernsball player to ever play the game.
55. The 30% Iron Chef
First aired: 4/14/2002
Writer: Jeff Westbrook
Director: Ron Hughart
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.9
Bender attempts to become a chef, and is quickly rejected by the Planet Express crew. He then turns to the chef that inspired him, Elzar, who also rejects him. Bender soon makes friends with some space hobos and, coincidently, one of them is Mchelmat Spragel, formerly the world's greatest chef. Helmut takes Bender under his wing and trains him to be a master chef by giving him a secret weapon — a crystal vial containing "the pure essence of flavor". A now confident Bender challenges Elzar to a competition in the televised kitchen coliseum known as the "Iron Cook" show.
56. Where No Fan Has Gone Before
First aired: 4/21/2002
Writer: David A. Goodman
Director: Pat Shinagawa
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , William Shatner (Himself), Leonard Nimoy (Himself), George Takei (Himself), Walter Koenig (Himself), Nichelle Nichols (Herself), Jonathan Frakes (Himself)
Global rating: 9.3
Fry is put on trial for his life for traveling to the forbidden planet of Omega 3 to retrieve all 79 episodes of "Star Trek", and he must defend the claim that human kind needs "Star Trek" to give them hope for the future. In the 23rd Century, "Star Trek" fans had evolved to such a level that they corrupted the world's governments and all things "Star Trek" were then banned to Omega 3. Fry sets out on his mission with Leela, Bender and Leonard Nimoy's head in a jar, only to discover William Shatner, Nichelle Nichols, George Takei and Walter Koening are living on Omega 3 under the watchful eye of Melllvar, an evil energy creature -- and "Star Trek's" biggest fan.
57. Crimes Of The Hot
First aired: 11/10/2002
Writer: Aaron Ehasz
Director: Peter Avanzino
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Ultility Player) , Al Gore (Himself)
Global rating: 8.7
As Earth is unable to counter its rising temperature through the usual method (the dropping of a giant ice cube into the ocean), Gore leads an emergency conference in Kyoto, Japan, where Professor Farnsworth claims responsibility for the crisis. It seems love detoured him from observing proper emission standards on his prototype robot, and that could necessitate the destruction of all its "descendants." That includes Bender, who resigns himself to having a farewell blowout before being blown up.
58. Jurassic Bark
First aired: 11/17/2002
Writer: Eric Kaplan
Director: Swinton O. Scott III
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player), Tom Kenny (Yancy Fry)
Global rating: 9.2
Fry reads in the newspaper that archaeologists have recreated an old Pizzaria from the 20th Century. He and Bender go to see it and discover that it is in fact Panucci's Pizza, the pizzeria Fry used to work at in 1999. Fry also discovers that the fossilized remains of his old dog Seymour are on display. Fry campaigns to get Seymour back and eventually does, and Farnsworth says he can use the cloning machine to bring Seymour back to life.
59. The Route Of All Evil
First aired: 12/8/2002
Writer: Dan Vebber
Director: Brian Sheesley
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Ultility Player), Dawnn Lewis (LaBarbara Conrad) , Bumper Robinson (Dwight Conrad)
Global rating: 8.6
Due to inappropriate behavior, Cubert Farnsworth and Dwight Conrad (Hermes' son) are suspended from school. They start hanging around Planet Express all day and generally annoying everyone (Cubert more than usual!), and their fathers tell them to get jobs. The boys get a paper round, and when Cubert spots an ad for a make-your-own-spaceship, he and Dwight order it and use it for their rounds. They soon start up Awesome Express Delivery Company, which competes with Planet Express and starts taking their customers away. Cubert and Dwight take over Planet Express, offering Fry, Leela and Bender jobs with Awesome Express and acquiring the Planet Express ship. But when things start to go wrong, only Hermes and the Professor can help their sons...
60. A Taste Of Freedom
First aired: 12/22/2002
Writer: Eric Horsted
Director: James Purdum
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Ultility Player) , Phil Hendrie (Old Man Waterfall)
Global rating: 8.4
Dr. Zoidberg is accused of flag desecration when, at a Washington D.C. celebration, he cannot restrain himself from eating a large flag. After Zoidberg is sentenced to death, his people send an invasion force to enslave the people of Earth and teach them the meaning of freedom.
61. Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch
First aired: 1/12/2003
Writer: Bill Odenkirk
Director: Wesley Archer
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.3
Amy's romance with Kif takes a twist when he gets pregnant. As Amy questions her commitment Kif, he must return to his ancient, mysterious homeworld to give birth in the same muddy swamp where he was born.
62. Less Than Hero
First aired: 3/2/2003
Writer: Ron Weiner
Director: Susan Deitter
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.8
Suffering from aches and pains, Fry and Leela turn to Dr. Zoidberg who gives them a "miracle cream" that he bought long ago from a traveling salesman. Lo and behold, when they try it out, it actually is a miracle cream that gives them superpowers. Fry and Leela decide to become super heroes with Bender as the third member of their team.
63. Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles
First aired: 3/30/2003
Writer: Jeff Westbrook
Director: Bret Haaland
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Ultility Player), Dawnn Lewis (LaBarbara Conrad) , Maurice LaMarche (Pazuzu)
Global rating: 9.1
When Fry and the Planet Express gang realize that at 161 years old, the Professor has become too crotchety to handle, they decide he needs to be "youth-a-sized". Traveling to an asteroid, they register the Professor at a posh resort where their full-body bath in searing hot tar is guaranteed to turn back the clock. Through a series of unfortunate accidents, the bath covers not only the Professor but also everyone else and all are affected by the treatment. Back at Planet Express, a now 53-year-old Professor tries to keep a now 13-year-old Fry and other kids under control while looking for a way to reverse the effects of the tar treatment. Meanwhile, "the kids" all react to their newfound youth, including Leela, who decides she could have a taste of the childhood she never had as an orphan.
64. The Why Of Fry
First aired: 4/6/2003
Writer: David X. Cohen
Director: Wesley Archer
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Utility Player) , Bob Odenkirk (Chaz), Nicole St. John (Sally)
Global rating: 9.1
Fry feels really down as Leela is head over heels because of Chaz, the Mayor's Aide. While on her date, Leela asks Fry if he could walk Nibbler, and he reluctantly agrees. When he says how unimportant he feels, Nibbler speaks and takes him to his home planet. There, Fry learn about his genetic abnormality that qualifies him for a mission to save the universe. While on this mission, we learn what really happened on the night Fry was frozen.
65. The Sting
First aired: 6/1/2003
Writer: Patric M. Verrone
Director: Brian Sheesley
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Ultility Player), Dawnn Lewis (LaBarbara Conrad)
Global rating: 9.4
After arriving at an asteroid field in deep space, Fry, Leela and Bender attempt to collect honey produced by vicious space bees. Leela decides to take a baby queen bee that incidentally kills Fry! While at Fry's funeral, guilt ridden Leela has a romantic dream that causes her to believe that Fry is still alive. As Leela's bizarre dreams continue to develop, she sinks into a much stranger sleep.
66. The Farnsworth Parabox
First aired: 6/8/2003
Writer: Bill Odenkirk
Director: Ron Hughart
Guest star:
Global rating: 9.5
When the Professor conducts an experiment so hideous that he wants his apparatus destroyed in the thermonuclear inferno of the sun, he has Leela guard the two-foot cubic box overnight so that no one opens it and sets it off. Fry and Bender try their best to sneak a peek but it is Leela who finally gives in and opens the box. Drawn into the power of the box, Leela is thrown into a parallel universe, which has duplicates of the Planet Express gang - including Leela.
67. Three Hundred Big Boys
First aired: 6/15/2003
Writer: Eric Kaplan
Director: Swinton O. Scott III
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Ultility Player) , Roseanne Barr (Herself)
Global rating: 8.8
As a result of Zapp Brannigan's victory over the Arachnid homeworld, Richard Nixon's head gives everyone a $300 refund from the silk surplus. Leela, the Professor, Bender, and Fry find wacky ways to spend the money. When things gets too hot at Zapp's celebration dinner, Fry saves the day.
68. Spanish Fry
First aired: 7/13/2003
Writer: Ron Weiner
Director: Peter Avanzino
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.7
When the Planet Express gang goes camping in the woods for their company outing and Fry goes searching for an encounter with his favorite legendary figure, Bigfoot -- he is beamed aboard a spaceship and returned the next day without a nose. Fry learns that humans everywhere have been losing their noses and aliens are profiting for the sale of "human horns." A suggestion from Leela and a surprise visitor aim at keeping the human face safe.
69. Bend Her
First aired: 7/20/2003
Writer: Michael Rowe
Director: James Purdum
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Ultility Player), Dawnn Lewis (LaBarbara Conrad)
Global rating: 8.5
Bender faces his greatest challenge when he tricks his way into the 3004 Earth Olympian and wins several events, but he must endure the final and most revealing test to receive his medals. When Bender has a date with a major robot celebrity, Calculon, he sees this as an opportunity to be wined and dined like never before. When Bender realizes there's an inequity of feelings, he enlists Fry's and Leela's help to stage a "soap opera death".
70. Obsoletely Fabulous
First aired: 7/27/2003
Writer: Dan Vebber
Director: Swayne Caray-Hill
Guest star:
Global rating: 8.5
When Fry, Bender and the Planet Express gang attend Roboticon 3003 - the world's largest robot trade show - the Professor purchases the new "Robot 1-X", which threatens to render Bender obsolete. Feeling inadequate, Bender returns to MomCorp for an upgrade, but becomes terrified that the procedure will erase his robo-humanity. In desperation, he escapes from the factory and becomes a castaway on a tropical island that seems uninhabited... or is it? Violence ensues.
71. Bender Should Not Be Allowed On Television
First aired: 8/3/2003
Writer: Lewis Morton
Director: Ron Hughart
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Ultility Player) , Bumper Robinson (Dwight Conrad/Various)
Global rating: 8.8
When a young star of the hit robot soap opera "All My Circuits" literally falls to pieces, Bender seizes his chance for stardom. Along with Fry and Leela, Bender sabotages the auditions and secures a spot on the show. As a result of Bender's misbehavior, the Nielsen numbers rise, making Bender a star. When a new group, Fathers Against Rude Television (F.A.R.T.) plans a Million Dad March to protest his character, Bender realizes his effect on kids.
72. The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
First aired: 8/10/2003
Writer: Ken Keeler
Director: Rich Moore
Guest star: Byrne Offutt (Ultility Player) , Dan Castellaneta (Robot Devil), David X. Cohen (Phone Voice (Uncredited))
Global rating: 9.4
Fry, in an effort to win Leela's love, makes a deal with the Robot Devil to become a gifted musician. He has tried to take Holophoner lessons, but his teacher claimed he had "stupid fingers." Bender realizes that the Robot Devil is the only one to help. Fry makes a deal only to regret it immediately as it comes with a hefty price.



Comments
Some in season 1 missing
Yes, the last three episodes of Season 1 are missing :(
Links don't work anymore...
Links don't work anymore... :(
All of them do work!
and no pass needed
4 missing episodes from season 1
There should be 13 episodes in season 1, not 9.
Episodes 10-13: A Flight To Remember, Mars University, When Aliens Attack, Fry And The Slurm Factory.
Season 2 downloads: Episodes 1-19 refer to Volume 2 of the DVD sets. 3 episodes are duplicates in the Season 3 downloads. example: Season 2 #19 = Cryogenic Woman, also found under "season 3."